I found myself with some friends this evening and over the course of the conversation, the topic of home alarms came up. I relayed that there'd been some neighborhood issues and that my wife had expressed significant concern about safety at the house in my absence, as if my presence would somehow prevent an attempted break in. As if I'm some hulking and intimidating figure that would strike fear into the hearts of wrong-doer's. I said to my friends "Why does she thing my being there would make a difference? What's going to happen, is the burgery expected to slip on my urine?"
