Another Word for Culture

While discussing the frustrations of some legacy behavior/views at work, somebody referred to it being the company's culture. I replied "yeah, and 'culture' is another word for bacteria". It got a good laugh. Shortly afterwards I realized that we may have a serious 'staff infection'.

Leaning to the Left

I'm proud of this one, and had to share. Something came up in a casual post-meeting conversation today, where an attendee referenced a recent news event in which President Bush lost his balance and fell off of a 'Segway'. I immediately replied that he must have tried leaning to the left.