During our weekly lunch today with my quorum of geek friends, at a local Chinese restaurant, one of the four of us fell silent for a few moments during the conversation, and a moment or two later, a second did the same. The silence went un-noticed for the initial stages, but as the second of the two finished gulping down a large portion of water, he gasped, pointed to the yellow contents of the condiment holder beside their egg rolls, and with a raspy voice, exhaled these barely audible words… “NOT Honey Mustard!”.
The table, of course, roared with laughter.