True story: My wife takes an online I.Q. test. She shares her results and tells me I should take it too. I do, and to her surprise, finish with a 10 point lead on her score. “How’d you get 10 points more than me?” She asks. And without missing a beat, I reply “At the beginning of the test, I checked the box marked “Male”.
If you’re a man, you’re laughing. If you’re a married man you’re likely filing this away in your head for your own use when the opportunity presents itself. If you’re neither, you’re glaring at my website right now with the same “Drop dead, asshole” look I got when I first said this.
It was a joke! How can I have turned away such a perfectly timed setup?
Opportunities like these, you don’t pass up.
And yes, I’m still apologizing.