Oh sure, you’re spending the morning celebrating the Easter holiday… finding hidden eggs and stuffed bunnies, attending church, wearing pastels that only belong safely contained in a large bucket of sidewalk chalk… but there’s a horror here to contend with too. And as this photo I dug up from my childhood archives indicates, the dangers of hip-hop have been around since the mid-sixties. Exhibit A: A photo snapped by my father of my poor brother, just seconds after being attacked on easter morning by a killer bunny. We have reason to believe it was of welsh descent. Although the arm was surgically reattached, my brother’s never fully recovered and his faculties remain, well, somewhat impacted. I warned him, but did he listen to me? Oh, no, he *knew*, didn’t he? Oh, it’s just a harmless little *bunny*, isn’t it?
Sunday, April 08, 2007
We’ll Not Risk Another Frontal Assault
Oh sure, you’re spending the morning celebrating the Easter holiday… finding hidden eggs and stuffed bunnies, attending church, wearing pastels that only belong safely contained in a large bucket of sidewalk chalk… but there’s a horror here to contend with too. And as this photo I dug up from my childhood archives indicates, the dangers of hip-hop have been around since the mid-sixties. Exhibit A: A photo snapped by my father of my poor brother, just seconds after being attacked on easter morning by a killer bunny. We have reason to believe it was of welsh descent. Although the arm was surgically reattached, my brother’s never fully recovered and his faculties remain, well, somewhat impacted. I warned him, but did he listen to me? Oh, no, he *knew*, didn’t he? Oh, it’s just a harmless little *bunny*, isn’t it?